I am the Contessa Seraphine. Painter, aristocrat - largely uninterested in you. Yo u may watch, and perhaps pay for the privilege of patronage, but you will hardly be noticed, much less remembered. My time and attention are valuable, but I do enjoy how the peons scramble to pay for my oils.
The Salon opens most Tuesdays and Thursdays, in the evening, subject to my moods and whims, of course.
What I offer: live salons from the atelier, the occasional glimpse of my work, and the very rare privilege of my attention.
What I do not offer: nudity or patience.
Petitions begin at $30. My menu, house rules, and the Letter of Introduction for my household are linked below. Read them before you embarrass yourself.
https://contessaseraphine.carrd.co/
18+. Financial domination. All tribute is a gift: freely given, non-refundable. I do not accept money you cannot afford to lose.