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Kothsana

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Welcome to the Bureau of Impossible Standards. You have probably already disappointed me.

Please ensure the following before attempting contact:

Read the Employee Handbook.

Don't ask questions already answered.

Tributes are appreciated. Entitlement is not.

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Welcome to the Bureau of Impossible Standards. You have probably already disappointed me.

Please ensure the following before attempting contact:

Read the Employee Handbook.

Don't ask questions already answered.

Tributes are appreciated. Entitlement is not.

Wishlist: https://youpay.me/kothsana/bio

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